How NOT to get a wedge... hehehe

I found another really totally funny invention! hahaha - ever wondered how NOT go get a wedge apart from NOT wearing any underwear? The solution is here!!! hahaha! (from http://members.toast.net)


Introducing... WEDGE-PROOF UNDERWEAR
This simple, yet effective, device prevents "wedging" of undergarments. It is effective for all types of "wedging", from natural "ride-up" to sudden bully-induced trauma wedging.
Fully adjustable and machine washable, wedge-proof underwear lets you stroll confidently, even when there are large groups of dim-witted, attention seeking bullies lurking about.

a) heavy duty reinforced waistband
b) high tension socks
c) adjustable straps

err... get yours today? ehehehehe