Nate-dawg: Episode III - Return of the Jedi Bugs!
Night falls over MC and once again, the alien bugs strike.
Nate-dawg dons his suit, does his bow-tie and picks up his gun.
"it's loaded with SX-110 alien bug spray. Each bullet will explode on sensing the frequency of the hum emitted by the bug's when they are flying. You've got 22 rounds in each magazine, use them wisely..." Mr. T, Nate-dawg's capable assistant said as he turned to leave the room. "Oh yeah, almost forgot... be careful!"
"I will..."
"You never cease to amaze me Sir" T replied, this time stepping out of the room...
Screams were heard across the street and Nate-dawg looked up. "Alien scum!"
"Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhwwwppp!" Nate-dawg fired a round and watched as the alien bugs under the house lamp across the road fell to the ground, dead.
Nate-dawg ran over and inspected them. "Much bigger than before... mutation?" he thought to himself. The bugs had grown a full inch! They were now the length of a finger, close to 2 inches long! These were huge! At the rate they were growing, who knew what would happen!
"Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm" the sound of the bugs came closer and Nate-dawg quickly ran to his MacLaren, closing the doors tight and making sure that no light emitted from the inside.
There had to be a way... there simply had.
The car studdenly started to shake violently, rocking left to right. Suddenly Nate-dawg found himself being lifted off the ground! something was lifting his car up in the air! Looking through the skylight, Nate-dawg saw the biggest alien bug he had ever seen! Over six feet long, this was a monster!
"Die Nate-dawg! Die!!!!!" the bug muttered, it's hideous fangs opening and closing as it spoke.
Nate-dawg pushed open the skylight and fired 10 rounds into the beast... the car plummeted into the darkness below.
SPLASH!
Water began to seep into the car as Nate-dawg struggled to get out, swimming up to the surface.
The Jedi bugs had come...
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